Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Thanking the Kardashians

Surely you've seen the latest in the silly string of reality celebrity TV shows - Keeping up with the Kardashians. I managed to watch one episode and was impressed. First of all that I could stomach an entire half hour of socialites trying to advance their social status. But I actually found a bigger payoff. While watching the antics of amazon-sized Khloe, petite Kim and Kourtney I realized something unique in the E! obsessed media. These girls are not, nor will probably never will be Paris pencil thin. Matter of fact, these girls revel in their fat, round asses and lush (albeit, saline altered breasts).

And you know what? They look great! They flaunt gorgeous dusky rose skin, inherited from their Armenian ancestry. Big brown eyes and glossy brunette manes. Matter of fact, they are the anti Paris. And I for one am thrilled. If those girls shake those abundant booties, which make mine look modest by comparison (not taking into account the extra 10 camera pounds) then why the hell do I slam out hours on the Elliptical? Hell, I'm gonna lay off the afternoon salad and hit bottles of champagne with dinner.

I'll say this, good thing mamma Kardashian can't cook as well as my Mom.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Women looking like women is a good thing. The media obsession with women a size 0 is insane when the median size for the women in this country is a size 14. Women of every size and ethnicity should be depicted in our media, not just what a few view as a signature of beauty. The problem is that the rest of us not a size 0 buy into the thought that we should be a size 0 to be attractive.

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